David Potter – “The Miseducation of MMA Volume 3”

A masterclass in satire, swagger, and storytelling that hits harder than a heavyweight bout

David Potter’s The Miseducation of MMA Volume 3 isn’t your average album — it’s an unapologetic, no-holds-barred journey through the absurd, hilarious, and deeply human sides of combat sports culture. The record plays out like a musical documentary with punchlines, each track adding another piece to Potter’s chaotic masterpiece. It’s outrageous, thought-provoking, and surprisingly moving — all at once. The album opens with “Introduction: Beginning of the End,” a dramatic curtain-raiser that sets the tone with cinematic flair. Potter immediately pulls listeners into his world — witty, intense, and full of self-awareness. “Welcome Back!” follows, brimming with energy and charm, like a cheeky nod to fans who’ve been waiting for his return to the mic. Then comes “Chapter One: No One Will Mourn This Asshole,” a biting blend of comedy and confession. Potter skewers egos and fame culture, almost laughing at his own flaws in the process. It’s darkly funny but honest, a hallmark of his artistry. “Charlie Kirk” turns the volume — and the satire — up several notches. Over a punchy beat, Potter fires lyrical jabs at political absurdity and cultural hypocrisy. It’s one of the sharpest songs on the record, walking that fine line between mischief and message. In “Chapter Two: Make Peace With the Past (Back to Emerson),” the tone softens. Here, Potter steps away from parody for a moment of reflection — almost philosophical, with a melodic backdrop that feels like taking a deep breath before diving back into the chaos. “Popular (It’s Wicked)” bursts through next, bursting with Broadway-style swagger. It’s theatrical, tongue-in-cheek, and loaded with hooks that stick in your head. Potter’s flair for drama is on full display here. “Legends” takes a more reverent turn — a tribute to the icons of combat sports who shaped the landscape. But don’t expect it to be all sentimental; Potter laces admiration with humour, celebrating greatness while mocking hero worship in equal measure.

With “Chapter Three: Dana White and Me!” the album plunges back into the deep end of satire. It’s both hilarious and biting — a musical interview gone wrong, filled with self-referential wit and theatrical absurdity. “Welcome to the Fight World” feels like the album’s heart — a booming, rock-infused anthem that captures the madness and spectacle of the MMA scene. You can almost see the lights, the crowd, the chaos. By “Chapter Four: Midterm Medley,” Potter flexes his musical range, weaving together snippets of previous melodies into a witty interlude that connects themes of conflict, control, and comedy. “Chapter Five: Welcome to the Big Leagues!” kicks the energy back into overdrive. It’s a bold, triumphant track — part motivational speech, part satire — where Potter reminds everyone how brutal and ridiculous the spotlight can be.

“New King in Town (Like MMA Guru)” is swaggering and sharp, poking fun at the rise of influencers and online pundits in the fight game. Potter’s lyrics are cheeky and clever, filled with quotable one-liners. “I’ll Take the First Question” plays like a parody of a press conference, complete with sarcasm and theatrical banter. It’s Potter at his most playful — unpredictable, quick-witted, and larger than life. “Chapter Six: Do Another Line” and “F* Disney (The UFC & ESPN Story)”** form the album’s most rebellious segment. The former is wild and chaotic, while the latter takes a bold swing at corporate control in sports entertainment — all wrapped in razor-sharp humour and stadium-ready production. “Cocaine Like Conor McGregor Everyday!” keeps the satirical punches flying, blending danceable rhythms with outrageous lyricism. It’s not just a joke — it’s commentary on fame, temptation, and spectacle. “Chapter Seven: Defying the Old Me” serves as a reflective pivot, a moment of growth amidst the mayhem. Potter looks inward, acknowledging his evolution as both artist and man. Then comes “Conor McGregor vs. Khabib Nurmagomedov” — a chaotic reimagining of one of MMA’s biggest rivalries, retold with humour and theatrical drama. “Send to Dagestan and Forget” follows as a witty sequel, brimming with cultural jabs and creative twists. “Duck Tom Aspinall” and “Where Ronda Rousey’s Fine Ass At?” bring back Potter’s trademark mix of comedy and controversy, blending clever wordplay with laugh-out-loud absurdity. “Jake Paul Fixes Everything” is pure satirical gold — equal parts catchy and ridiculous, mocking the influencer takeover of combat sports while sneaking in a sly grin. “Let’s Get Juicy (The Steroids Disco Song!)” is one of the most delightfully over-the-top tracks on the record — a funky, danceable number that turns a taboo topic into a tongue-in-cheek disco anthem. “Hulk Hogan in Hell?” closes this fiery stretch with swagger and mischief, a theatrical spectacle that feels both rebellious and grand. Finally, “Chapter Eight: I Am the Whole F*ing Show”** and “The Final Exam” bring the curtain down in epic fashion. It’s Potter’s victory lap — self-aware, bold, and dripping with showmanship. The closer, “Chapter Nine: End of the Beginning,” is poetic and reflective, a nod to his journey’s end and perhaps a new creative dawn. Through it all, The Miseducation of MMA Volume 3 never loses its rhythm or its nerve. Potter delivers satire with purpose — a mix of rock, comedy, theatre, and truth that leaves you laughing, thinking, and admiring his audacity. This isn’t just an album — it’s a cultural event. A fearless, funny, and finely crafted finale that reminds us why David Potter stands in a league of his own.